Carl Spackler Named Bomb Czar By Obama

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 4 October 2010

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Bomb Czar Named

In response to Republicans claiming that President Obama hasn't done enough to stop terrorists from making bombs in the United States, Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced today that Carl Spackler has been named Bomb Czar by the President.

Spackler, famous for his abortive attempts to blast out the living quarters occupied by a calculating rodent in the movie, Caddyshack, is expected to provide insights to the minds of Islamic terrorists who have been driving New Yorkers crazy with their attempts to blow them up with home-made bombs akin to what Spackler used in the movie.

Although Carl was ultimately unsuccessful in his attempts to blow this pest up, it wasn't his fault that the wily rodent was able to dodge death. The President, who claims he has viewed Caddyshack at least a dozen times since he was elected, thinks, that Spackler, along with Janet Napolitano, will make the citizens of our country at least as safe as those in Mexico.

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