Palin O'Donnell Strategy Shoot Dismemeber Curse Economy Blame Obama

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Monday, 20 September 2010


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People have very short memories, about the size of the world's smallest cow "Swallow." We seem to have national Alzheimer's disease. Maybe it is something in the water. In 2008 George Bush threatened that if the Congress did not immediately bail out the banks, then he was going to immediately declare Martial Law in the United States of America because we were on the verge of another Great Depression and he thought that the people would riot.

The GOP President spent eight years in the White House and with his fellow GOP politicians they gunned the American economy dead into the dirt. Against the protests of State Senator Barack Obama George Bush made up a pack of lies and spent 5 Trillion dollars losing two wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Then, George Bush and the GOP finished off the American economy by cutting Trillions of dollars of taxes from America's billionaires. The American people were still prepared to elect John McCain and Sarah Palin until on the day the economy was pronounced dead on arrival in 2008 with the collapse of Lehman Brothers, John McCain said, "The economy is fundamentally sound."

One would have thought that after President Obama's landslide victory, the GOP would have done whatever they could to revive the economy. However, as eight years in power showed, they had no idea how to do it. They only knew how to shoot the economy dead and then create a fascist Martial Law Dictatorship in the United States of America. We were an Ines Sainz hair away. So what were the Republicans to do?

It was at this point that some genius in the Republican party came up with a brilliant idea: "Lets filibuster every single plan Obama has to bolster the economy and health care and then when the economy doesn't recover we can blame Obama and get back into power." This plan has worked to perfection as the GOP has spent two years obstructing the recovery of the economy and cursing Obama as a person who was born in Kenya, therefore an illigitemate President, a Muslim, a Socialist and above all, a non white person (insert racial epithet here).

Sarah Palin was installed as the figure head of the new Republican party, the Tea Party. Sarah Palin plays Barbie and Glenn Beck plays Ken. After the BP disaster in the Gulf of Mexico Sarah Palin should have dug a hole and hid, because as the American people forget, Sarah Palin spent the whole campaign chanting, on youtube, "Offshore drilling is environmentally friendly and safe, Drill Baby Drill." This is Drill Barbie. However, instead of going to live in a cave in shame after the Macondo Blowout, Sarah Palin blamed the oil volcano on the antipoisoners, the environmentalists. In a normal country Sarah Palin would have been run out of town on a rail but in the United States of America Sarah Palin is the darling of the elite and she is bigger than ever.

The elite know that sex and violence sell and if you gave the American people a White almost beauty Queen with a gun, the American people would lap it up. Last week Sarah Palin endorsed Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell in the Delaware Senate race. Palin wrote on her facebook page, "Christine O'Donnell will support patient centered health care reform, cutting government waste, and letting the private sector thrive and prosper! We can't afford 'more of the same' in Washington."

The Republican party filibustered the Obama health care plan so much that what was left was a gutted piece of garbage. The GOP shot, dismembered and cursed the Obama Health Care Plan and now they are blaming Obama for the bad health care plan. Sarah Palin is now portraying herself as the Heroine of Health Care. Sarah Palin is opposed to restoring the tax rate on America's billionaires to where it was during the Clinton surplus, which has cost us all trillions, and she calls herself the heroine of cutting governement waste. Sarah Palin in endorsing Christine O'Donnell says, "We can't afford more of the same in Washington."

Christine O'Donnell is definitely not 'more of the same.' Christine O'Donnell is a self avowed Satanist Witch who engaged in sexual relations on a Satanic Altar and practices Witchcraft. Christine O'Donnell campaigned in Delaware on a platform of 'human sacrifice.' Christine O'Donnell backed by Sarah Palin won the Delaware Republican primary even though the Delaware State Republican party called her behavior "bizarre and scandolous" and called her a "liar who could noot be elected dog catcher." It was at this point that Christine O'Donnell and Sarah Palin put on their black robes and stirred their cauldron of hatred of black people and chanted, "Through all time we have been her, no longer will we subjugate our will, Feel the ancient power, Make our dreams, Live our love, Be the one. She is within us, She is power, Beware her, We are One. Blessed be."

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