Kristen Stewart, star of films and stuff, had some diamond shizzle glued to her dizzle, like all the other girls are doing of late, while she was on the set of her new movie in New Orleans.
According to one source, as filming wrapped for the day, Robert Pattinson, arrived to surprise his "friend". The Twilight chums then departed to Kristens luxury suite, at the Motel 6 on Old Gentilly Road.
The next morning, a nervous looking Ms Stewart was seen leaving her deluxe motel suit in a hurry to get to the set on time, allegedly.
Mr Pattinson didn't emerge until mid afternoon, looking a bit worse for wear, with a mass of tiny scratches covering his finely chiselled features.
A spokesperson for the Twilight star said that "Robert tripped and fell, face first, on to a Scrabble board, the lacerations were caused by the sharp edges of the scrabble squares, used during the late night word game session"
A spokesperson for Kristen Stewart said later the same day "Yes, that's right It was the scrabble squares, absolutely the scrabble squares. Genius, I mean, er, what I mean to say is that they are both geniuses at Scrabble and Robert in particular is a cunning linguist, I think that's what Kristen said anyway"