Amid the gathering storm over topless pictures of Kate Middleton topless on vacation in France, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge continued with their tour of Essex today by visiting the Stacey Solomons Island of Dagenham. They were greeted upon a...
Interesting results collated by the Department For Damned Lies And Statistics revealed that eight out of ten male Christmas shoppers thought that a vajazzle was a musical instrument. Canvassers reported that the majority of male shoppers thought t...
LAX - Lindsay Lohan's Mom says her daughter has been taken totally out of context in an attempt to smear her daughter's reputation. "She saw her drinking a colorful looking drink and jumped to the conclusion it was alcohol, when in fact it was a s...
Women rejoice! A new line of specially designed tight-fitting jeans has been developed by the fashion house of renowned designer Frederico de Frisco. According to de Frisco, these jeans will negate the need for sex; meaning, ladies can now have a par...
Washington D.C. - After the TSA's success with the Sensual Massage pat down line over Thanks Giving, they are adding another service, the Cosmetic Surgery Line. Lady Gaga "Get your pat down and nose job," said Lady Gaga, sporting a new look as...
Strange reports coming in from the jungle from freelance undercover Japanese paparrazo Kawasaki Yamamoto - it seems he saw Stacey Solomon in the jungle shower, and that she's been vajazzled by way of of a blue and white star of David which apparently...
In the Last Will and Testinomy of Paul the Psychic Octopus, it is revealed that the calamari celebrity predicted a few events. In a strenuous exercise hours before his death, Paul the Psychic Octopus emitted ink blots which formed into the faces o...
An X-Factor insider today acted swiftly to step on malicious rumours circulating on certain unscrupulous websites which intimate that hopefuls, Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel have been vajazzled and anally bleached. "These are just malicious lies,"...
HOLLYWOOD - It is certainly no secret that the celebrities on the Left Coast are always at the forefront of new and different innovations. The Californians led the way in body piercings including body parts such as eyebrows, lips, tongues, nipple...
Not one to let a few cancellation rumors get her down, Kate Gosselin has decided that in order to keep herself and her kids on top of the reality show game, she is going to have to pull out all the stops. She has just announced that in an upcoming ep...
Jennifer Love Hewitt, who, sources say, actually has a face, not that anyone's ever looked above her chest, was a particularly painful brush with the Los Angeles Burglar Bunch, after she told George Lopez that her Swarovski Crystal Vajazzle was stole...
LA- Linda Ronstadt and Jerry Brown in the headlines again? Will California ever have leadership that doesn't have some hollywood or music ccnnection? Apparently not yet, and definitely not now! Jerry Brown, who was a household name in 1970s Califo...
It's all the rage everywhere, everyone is doing it, adults are running around, sticking shiny crap to their junk and yelling "Come on my Facebook and vote on my vajazzled private parts!" And now the kids want in, the latest playground games are le...
TV executives remained tight-lipped today as the press pack went wild over rumours sweeping around town regarding "I'm A Celebrity - Vajazzle Me!" - the proposed new network reality show. Vajazzling involves the female subject being Brazilian waxe...
According to the book of world records the largest woman ever was Rosalie Bradford of Auburndale, Florida, at 1,199 pounds. Rosalie Bradford was on the verge of topping 1,200 pounds when she died at 63 in 2007. She was one fully loaded pizza away. Ro...
It has emerged today that Her Royal Trout, The Queen Elizabeth of Ye Olde England, has been trying to pawn her "rather elaborate and heavy crown" through several pawn shops in the London area. Following a recent investigation into Her Majesties ap...
It is reported that a new website, available only to those with loadsofmoney, has caught the attention of very rich, very silly and very cocky professionals in the UK. Googling, superduperhookerbooker will get you into the site but a password is r...
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