Amy Winehouse In Vajazzling Parlour Bust Up

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

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What Can Happen When Vajazzling Gets Out Of Control

Unconfirmed reports are slowly filtering through to us here at Skoob Entertainment News that troubled and multi tattooed chanteuse, Amy Winehouse, got involved in a vajazzling parlour bust up, as a professional vajazzler refused to vajazzle her.

We're hearing that the professional vajazzler refused to vajazzle Ms Winehouse because she 'wanted to be vajazzled with big lumps of glass, covered by a rubber hood, which would clean the glass chunks after any pressure is applied. A bit like the cat's eyes like what you get in the road.'

Apparently, the vajazzler refused to carry out Ms Winehouse's request, prompting a heated argument, and a bit of a scuffle.

Try as we might, we couldn't confirm the Winehouse story, but we did speak to a professional vajazzler, Doreen Gribble, from Cleckhuddersfax in Yorkshire. She told us:

"I'm not surprised that the vajazzler refused to vajazzle Ms Winehouse, if indeed, he or she ever actually did so. Vajazzling is a serious business, usually entailing sticking small rhinestones, sequins, or similar shiny small things to the down below area of the lady garden with a good quality adhesive in order to enhance its visual appeal. No vajazzler in their right mind would glue chunks of glass covered in a rubber hood to somebody's muff. That would just be irresponsible vajazzling, and it could constitute a health hazard."

So nobody's really any the wiser. Even after all that piffle and nonsense.

But we'll bring you more as we get it anyway.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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