With war raging in the Middle East and terror attacks happening with greater frequency all over the world, heaven is starting to run out of virgins. According to the Koran, every Jihadist who dies is promised 72 virgins, but ever since the Syrian civ...
There was shock, horror, more shock and even more horror in the UK as a film charting the adventures of a man who married a 7 year-old girl was premiered in Tehran today. Titled "Prophet or Lolitas", the film consists of an incredibly flimsy scrip...
Local man Percival Sullivan was struck dumb today whilst walking his dog when he was issued a glancing blow from a falling Quran! 'Sully', who was dazed and more than slightly confused, but otherwise not seriously injured, took the incident as a w...
Terry Jones, Pastor of the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida has announced today that he is moving his church to a more hospitable location. Jones claims that due to the firestorm of controversy that was blown way out of proportio...
President Obama is caught in the middle of the clash of religions between Christianity and Islam. He is forming an alliance with moderate Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Egypt and the Gulf States against radical extremist Iran and Syria. 70% of Americans oppos...
Sales of the Koran have more than tripled in bookshops in Britain during the week since US pastor Terry Jones threatened, then postponed, an event at which Moslem-haters were invited to burn copies of the Islamic holy book. The Koran is a collecti...
Dr. Rev. Terry Jones decided to burn 200 Korans on 9/11 to get out the message that the Koran caused 9/11. For most Americans this seemed hard to believe because despite 9/11 and spending 5 trillion dolars fighting wars in Muslim Afghanistan and Musl...
Nine years ago to the day, a new publishing house was created. Alamo Publications opened their doors for the first time in New York. We all know the story of the fort in Texas, the Alamo, which is forever etched in American history. However, what is...
On the eve of the anniversary of the bombings of 9/11, Terry Jones was still holding the media captive with his "will he or won't he" game regarding the burning of the Quran. At the eleventh hour, however, he finally made this announcement "While the...
Not wanting to be outdone by his pal Donald Trump, Donny Deutsch offered today to purchase all the Korans that would be burned for the price paid plus 26 percent. As part of the bid, any new Koran would be kept at least five blocks from the World...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Hussein Obama, frustrated with the media for ignoring his press conference this morning, vowed to regain his momentum by burning a Koran on the new Oval Office carpet this Sunday. Mr. Obama's morning press confere...
Kanye West has just posted his 1,000,001st apologetic tweet this morning. This time, he unselfishly put himself aside to apologize for Terry Jones, the Apostolic pastor from Gainesville, Florida who is threatening and then not threatening and then th...
ATLANTA, GA - Jonathan Klein, president of CNN lashed out at Pastor Terry Jones's decision to suspend the burning of Korans in Florida tomorrow. "This is an outrage! Our viewers depend on us to bring them controversial news. Our shareholders deman...
Bob Terry of Florida has some competition with the Koran burning on 9-11. Springfield, Tennessee's Pastor Harold Young said his decision to burn the Islamic holy book on September 11 has nothing to do with the agenda of the pastor in Florida or t...
The world's media reacted in outrage today as Reverend Terry Jones said he would not burn a Koran. In a statement made under police protection, he told shocked reporters he also had no intention of killing children or raping blacks. Immediately...
Just in from Skoob News International affiliate, Bureau, the snippet king and all round good egg - the Gainesville Koran burning session to commemorate 9/11 has been cancelled. Which is a victory for common sense, human tolerance, and Elf n Safety...
US pastor Terry Jones cancelled his sell-out Koran-burning event late last night after he realized he was all but a dead man. Jones, pastor of the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida, which has fewer than 50 members, had planned his...
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