Stupid NYC Suicide Bomber's Fake Snoopy Blimp Blows Prematurely

Funny story written by Bureau

Friday, 27 August 2010

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George Peay, also know as Habib Dibob, had everything worked out but the wind as he had built his own blimp and had some kid paint a big Snoopy on the side of it.

His goal?

Who knows but he was definitely determined to blow up something in New York City.

Instead, Peay's Blimp came down hard on the sharp needle (television antenna/lightning rod) of the Empire State building and puncturing the blimp which went straight up, then down onto the needle until it roared with an explosion that caused several people on the street down below to stop and ask each other, "What was that? A firecracker? Some kid hotfooting some poor old passed out wino? They fart loud when they do that stomping."

It was only three hours later that a video made by Habib Dibod arrived at ABC studios saying that he had blown up the (dog bark) to protest the US being at war overseas against his people. Then the dog pulled him away while he was still talking about the 72 virgins.

After that, the wife of Habib Didob or George Peay called ABC News to tell them that she knew George was up to something as he had been in a neighbors old barn for the past six months.

"And he went off prematurely you say?"

"Yes, it hit the needle on the Empire State Building"

"George always was an early bird on getting off. I'm not surprised. Any other damage?"

"Just the needle a little cockeyed."

"George was cockeyed too. Well, send the police out here and we'll go over to that old barn."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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