Sarah Palin and Kathy Griffin Duke it Out in Wasilla Wal-Mart Parking Lot

Funny story written by Charpa93

Saturday, 7 August 2010

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Wasilly, AK - The fur was flying Saturday as Kathy Griffin confronted Sarah Palin as she was leaving the local Wal-Mart with the week's groceries for the family. Eye witnesses claim that Kathy was clearly the aggressor initially, but that Palin stood her ground like the momma grizzly she professes to be, seemingly adding inches in height before their eyes as she fought back at Griffin's attack.

According to reports, Kathy was hiding between the Palin family vehicle and the shopping cart return bin when Palin approached. Kathy lunged out at her and called her a stupid beotch for dissing Levi and that's when things got quite heated. According to Sally Walruspup, who was sitting in a Ford Ranger next to Palin's car, Kathy threw the first punch so to speak. "She din't really hit Sarah," said Walruspup, "she just yanked on the back of Palin's black leather jacket causing some of the fox fur to come loose from the collar. That's really how the fur flying part happened," she said.

Witnesses say Palin then spun around like a momma grizzly and took hold of Kathy Griffin's hair and spun her around so that she was face to face with her. They say that Palin was spitting mad when she told Griffin "Look, you d-list piece of rotting seal flesh, you're messing with the wrong woman."

Then, realizing a police cruiser was pulling up and knowing there would be camera footage capturing the brawl, Palin gently put Griffin down, smoothed her clothing and said to Kathy "seriously, you are messing with the wrong woman. I have never said anything remotely bad about you. In fact, just the other day I was saying to Todd how funny a woman you are. We haven't missed an episode of 'My Life on the D-List.' I think you and Levi make a lovely couple."

At that, the police broke up the crowd that was forming, asked for some autographs from both Griffin and Palin, and then both got into their respective vehicles and drove away.

Afterwards, Kathy Griffin gave a statement from her hotel room. "This isn't over. I know that beotch doesn't watch my show but on the chance that she sees this interview, I just want her to know that the next episode is gonna be really, really interesting to see. Oh, and Kate Gosselin, if you're watching, that wasn't raccoons the making all that noise the night you and the kids were camping with Sarah. We've got some fine footage of you 'using the facilities' out there in the woods."

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