OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Kathy Griffin, star of My Life On The D List, had just finished her stand up comedy routine at the Gorgonzola Cheese Balls Theater, when she was asked about the reports that Bristol Palin was saying that the reason she broke off her engagement to her fiance Levi Johnston was because of Kathy Griffin, alias "The Red Cougar."
Griffin literally exploded yelling out "And just who the hell does Sarah Palin's little brat think she is anyway, Mileyeffen Cyrus or what?"
Kathy went on a tirade saying that most little rich girls are born with a silver spoon in their mouths but that Bristol was born with her mom's silver caribou calling horn in hers.
She pointed out that as far as personality little Bristy is just one step above a strip of Velcro.
Griffin said that to Bristol safe sex means her and Levi going out in the freshly fallen snow and her helping Levi write yellow words like titties, pee-pee, and tampons in the snow with his pecker.
After calming down the "D-List" gal said that truth be told her ex-boy toy Levi told her many times in the heat of passion that he preferred her to Bristol because she (Kathy) used all of her crotch cookie during sex and not just the outside part.
In a related story. Kathy says that she wants Bristol to know that Levi still calls her every night and asks her to scream in the phone just like she used to do at the exact moment with she hit the big "O."
