Ex President Clinton was all smiles at Chelsea's wedding reception this afternoon. That was until one of the Bridesmaids was discovered under his table. The Bridesmaid was discovered after she inadvertently tripped a waiter when she stretched her cramping leg and her foot slid out from under the table.
Secret service agents were quick to respond and pulled her out from under the table. After close examination of the Bridesmaid dress, there were no stains noticed. One Secret Service agent said that they intervened before either she got the job done, or she swallowed the evidence. Either way several agents have volunteered to interrogate the Bridesmaid.
There was concern that there might be water boarding during the interrogation after several agents were seen entering the interrogation room in their boxer shorts. There was some speculation that the women was giving demonstrations as too what went on under the table. The Secret Service is keeping the interrogation quiet, or as quiet as they can. There seemed to be a lot of moaning coming from the interrogation room. We can all just imagine what they must be putting this poor girl through. It is all too much to swallow.
