Written by susan allen-rosario

Thursday, 29 July 2010

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An angry clam got a hold of his "Willie" and would not let go.

Workers on the gulf coast are refusing to go back into the water after several surprise clams and oysters attack. One man had to be hospitalized after an angry clam got a hold of his "Willie" and would not let go.

Several co-workers tried in vain to remove the clam striking it with hammers and other hard objects. Unable to remove the viscous mollusk, the man was rushed to a near by hospital for a surgical clam removal.

Other workers report vile language and taunting coming from oyster beds as well as toe and boot attacks from the little buggers.

"We are down here just trying to help and this is how they thank us? This mess is not our fault. They need to go after the dicks that did this, other wise, keep their clams shut."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Oil Spill, bp

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