Since the election of "Senator Beefcake" Scott Brown in Massachusetts, the Democratic Party is maneuvering to be on the forefront of the sexualization of Politicians. In light of this, the Democratic Party Chairman, Tim Kaine, has made a deal with The Playboy Channel among other "Adult" media and literature. "Our politicians are already sexy!" says Mr. Kaine, "We are just really good at suppressing it. Well no longer, these donkeys are ready to swing!"
The Playboy channel's new show "D.N.C. After Dark" will interview the Democratic elite in their home, or even their car to discuss policy, but possibly also to give small tid-bits of their personal fetishes and preferred positions in a more casual atmosphere.
The first democrat to sign up for the interview is Vice-President Joe Biden. In an interview for this article, Mr. Biden expressed his enthusiasm to be on the show, "I am looking forward to telling my reasons for why we need a better health care system in our great Country. One thing that I am personally adding to the health care debate is that the price of Viagra, Cialis, and other ED drugs, the prices are really too high for even the very rich in this country. That seems counter-productive to the pursuit of happiness, which is one of the corner-stones of our constitution."
Rhode Island Representative, Patrick Kennedy is set second to be interviewed by the new show. His media representative responded "It's the Kennedy legacy to be in politics, drive drunk, and bang hot starlets, this show may let Patrick do all three at once!"
In a surprising turn of events, both former President Bill Clinton and his wife, current Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton will appear together for a taping in the near future. But unknown to Mr. Clinton's team is the fact that this may be the time when Mrs. Clinton does an intervention to see that the infamous former President will admit "he has a sex addiction."
Someone who did not seem to be so excited about this new direction for Democrats was the President Barrack Obama. It is rumored the reason he will not participate in this new show is that the First Lady Michelle Obama will not let him or that he did not want to be perceived to be anyone like Tiger Woods.
