The news spread like wild fire after South Korea ordered it's people to "Make Babies!"
Sex-mad tourists visiting Bangkok, Ibiza, Poland, Las Vegas, and Bognor Regis are applying for entry visas to help the South Koreans "do it!"
The reason for his extraordinary order is that South Korea have the lowest birth-rate on the planet and South Korean men are equipped with "pea shooters"!
The South Korean government are screening the sex-mad tourists for Aids and the length of their "Dicks" hoping that Negroes, long-nosed caucasian whites and well-hung porno-stars are amongst those wishing to assist.
One slightly darkish coloured chap from Alabama, USA called Leroy Swinger said:
"Man I'm so horny, I just dig dose laydeez wid their diddy little titties, man I just wanna make babies, yeah, yeah!"
Leroy was obviously allowed to enter and is working 12 hour shifts with South Korean women queing for hours to get a glimpse of a "real tool!"
South Korean men meanwhile are attending sex-therapy lessons given by global Karma Sutra expert, Nymphonia Neverenough, hoping they can improve their performances before their wives go running off for the "Real Thing" with penetrating sex-mad insurgents!
