Hillary To Have Frown Permanently Removed

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Wednesday, 13 January 2010

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"Come Back To Earth, Hillary!"

Word around Washington DC is that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is about to have her traditional frown permanently removed by cosmetic surgery.

She recently told a friend: "I've had this frown since I caught Bill running around on me on our wedding night. In fact, he's the cause of it being there 90% of the time and probably cost me the position of President of the United States, just like he did Al Gore."

She stopped to blow her nose. Then she continued. "It's either doing away with Bill or having the surgery done so...I don't want the rat to cause me to go to prison, on top of everything else."

Hillary stated that she didn't want to become a Nancy Pelosi style 'grinning idiot', she just wanted to quit the frowning and, maybe more of a Mona Lisa type smile.

"Nancy's eyes are getting closer and closer to the top of her head. She has to tilt her head forward to look you in the eye. None of that, please."

Hillary stated that she would be glad to get it over with and using it to make other people, like Bill and Obama, to wonder what she is up to.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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