Washington DC, Saturday. Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton, has been spotted running naked around the capital today whilst shouting electoral slogans such as "vote me in for Prez in 2012" and "give women a chance." Fed up with accumulating frequent flyer points and aimless trips abroad, Hilary believes she can ascend to the top job at the next Presidential vote in 2012.
Police were called after a local party rep spotted her sprinting down Pennsylvania Ave, parodying her walk down the same road in 1993 with Bill Clinton after he was sworn in as Prez #42. Her naked form appeared very unedifying to law enforcement officers who arrested her on acccount of bad taste as much as offensive exposure.
President Obama was unavailable for comment however was said to be laughing hysterically many hours later after being told the news.
