Written by matwil

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

image for 'The Hillary Clinton Monster Face' by Bobby Pickle and the Crypt-Kicker Five
Rare normal face

'I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld, a terrible sight
For my monster from her slab did arise
And suddenly, to my surprise

She pulled a face
She pulled a monster face
She pulled a face
It annoyed in a dash
A monster face
It was a monster face
She pulled a face
She pulled a monster face

From my laborat'ry in, the castle east
I sure was scared, of this mad beast
A ghoul that sucks out all your blood
Why not use some cream or mud?

She pulled a face
She pulled a monster face
She pulled a face
It was a graveyard smash
A monster face
It was a monster face
She pulled a face
She pulled a monster face

Her hair should be tied in a bun (another impeachment)
The interns were far more fun (another impeachment)
Monika is nice and young (another impeachment)
Whatever happened to her dress?

(Not) At the laundromat
She pulled a face
The laundromat
She pulled a monster face
The laundromat
She annoyed in a dash
She pulled a face
She pulled a monster face

Now everything's cool, in Kosovo
Where Hillary once did dare to go
Lied about guns, and mountains too
But not President - boo hoo hoo!

She pulled a face
She pulled a monster face
She pulled a face
It annoyed in a flash
A monster face
It was a monster face
She pulled a face
She pulled a monster face

She must have hallucinated (another US twit)
How did she get dated? (another US twit)
Why does she have a job? (another US twit)
They must be scraping the barrel

She pulled a face
She pulled a monster face
She pulled a face
It annoyed in a dash
A monster face
It was a monster face
She pulled a face
She pulled a monster face'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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