Horny Woman Rams Hand Through Restaurant Window

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Wednesday, 6 January 2010

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Police say a woman punched through a McDonald's drive-through window because the Chicken McNuggets she ordered weren't available.

Police were called Monday to the restaurant

They say 36-year-old Helen Damation was treated for injuries, then jailed. She then went on a rant about her husband she left in a heap at home.

"I got a husband who's a big chicken and hasn't any nuggets either. At least I was hoping that Micky Dee's wouldn't let me down", she screamed!

She has now pleaded not guilty to a vandalism charge. She was released on a recognizance bond and ordered not to have contact with the restaurant. The phone number under her name was answered by a small quivery voice with someone shouting in the back for him to "come do me again like a man!"

A man declined to discuss the incident, other than to say that he knows Mrs. Damation is on her third husband after two died of heart attacks.

"According to the newspaper, she's suing a sex pill company over those."

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