Franchise outlets fight over claim to first Tiger visit

Funny story written by jansal

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

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and the winner is............

It has come to the attention of tourists as well as local residents in sin city, that according to the Marquees in front of the local Pancake Hut and Pizza House that they are at war regarding which one of the establishments had the first visit from Tiger Woods when he was in town.

The Pancake Hut marquee reads: "TIGER WOODS EATS HERE"!

The Pizza House marquee reads: "TIGER WOODS DID IT HERE"!

The Pancake Hut not to be outdone flashed back with: "OUR WAITRESS DID IT WITH TIGER WOODS"!

The Pizza House redid their marquee with: "FREE PIZZA IF YOU ARE A TIGER MISTRESS"

This went on for weeks and weeks and finally the Pancake Hut decided to call it quits and gave in to the Pizza House and went back to their regular menu marquee with: "FAST SERVICE, HOT COFFEE, GREAT FOOD, FREE PICTURE OF TIGER'S MISTRESS WITH EVERY DINNER.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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