Tiger sperm in great demand

Funny story written by jansal

Monday, 4 January 2010

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Breaking news story from one of our editors has just revealed that "one" of the women who has claimed to have bedded the TIGER is now selling his sperm online.

Meri Figrillo, a hostess from a pizza parlor in Las Vegas, claims that "not all of the Tiger's twits are bimbos". She alleges that during one of the ambien sleepovers, she secretly withdrew several vials of sperm from the golf great in anticipation of later impregnating herself.

However, as things developed,she devised the idea that she could make better use of the product by offering the vials to the highest bidder on the famous auction site.

Our contributing editor put in a bogus bid but was soon outbid by the many women clamoring to cash in on the event of the century.

"The latest bid was $2,699.69 and still had 7 days to go" said Jean and added, "A small price to pay for a genuine Tiger cub".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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