CAMEECHA LAKEETA, is a 16 year old resident of her village who recently returned from a class trip to the United States and had brought back with her a newspaper bearing headlines of the Tiger Woods scandal,
Her village people gathered around her as she read to them in their own language the entire story.
The Chief of the village proclaimed that if Cameecha had been in the United States then surely Tiger Woods would have had an affair with her and the village should lay claim to the money being paid out to various others.
Cameecha being the only English speaking/reading resident of her village became excited about hearing that she had had an affair with this famous person from the United States.
She immediately set forth to write to the International Inquisitor, a paper she had picked up at the airport in Florida and told of her affair.
The Inquisitor editor in chief, Ramon Rossiter ran the story that very afternoon and put out a special issue proclaiming to having had the story confirmed right before Cameecha boarded her plane for Cambodia.
When Tiger Woods learned of this story, he contacted his lawyers who in turn sent a fax off to cambodia stating that Mr. Woods had no prior knowledge of this person claiming to have had an affair with him and further more had never in his entire life ever golfed a tournament in an unnamed island in Cambodia.
Mr. Woods also requested that his attorney ask Cameesha to do him a "HUGE FAVOR" and remove her name from her cell phone just in case his wife might happen to be looking at his cell phone.
Mr. Woods also requested that his attorney cut a check in the amount of $50,000 to Cameesha to further stop any further communications with the International Inquisitor.
Cameesha upon receiving her check turned it over to the Chief of her village and they used the money to register and name their unnamed island, TIGER ISLAND.
Makes one wonder if there are any more like that out there.
