Tiger Woods Nude Shower Scene With Partner Rumored

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Tuesday, 5 January 2010


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Forget the shocking shower scenes from the movie "Psycho", there may be some even more shocking to Tiger Woods if stories are true.

Right on the heels of a recent magazine story of Tiger getting caught by a security camera fondling some young lady in an embrace, the shower scene would add a final touch to one of the nation's biggest divorce settlement.

The shocking images could cost him millions in the divorce war with his wife, Elin, and could even help him lose his children, say sources.

And this was stated before the rumor of the shower scenes.

"The security photos apparently show Tiger in an embrace with a young woman.

"If the photos become part of Elin's divorce action, they may be the most expensive photos in history," stated well-known Hollywood attorney, Guy Finestein, who is watching the case closely, just in case he is eventually hired by either side

A detailed description of the photos from a security camera allegedly shows that it definitely is Tiger Woods. He can be seen passionately holding the as-yet-unidentified tall thin woman wearing a skimpy dress.

"When Elin sees these pics of the fond embrace and the two leaving together she will explode", stated one of her friends. "Even if the supposed shower pics prove untrue, she doesn't need them."

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