Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 23 July 2009

image for Mossad stung as New Jersey corruption probe busts dozens of rabbis
The 10 year probe started after Vladimir Putin complained about being sold a fake designer bagel

New Jersey - (Corrupt Bastards Mess): Still smarting from its $900 million Pension Fund Madoff Ponzi Scam losses Mossad has been stung once again with today's arrest of dozens of New Jersey rabbis and their State politician stooges.

A 10-year FBI corruption and money laundering probe has netted more than 40 people including:

Hoboken Mayor Peter Cammarano
Secaucus Mayor Dennis Elwell
Jersey City Deputy Mayor Leona Beldini
Ridgefield Mayor Anthony Suarez
New Jersey State assemblyman Harvey Smith
New Jersey State assemblyman Daniel Van Pelt

Several New York City and New Jersey rabbis were also charged with offences ranging from the trafficking of human kidneys to the laundering of organ sale proceeds and the selling fake designer bagels.

FBI sources named the Sure Bet Zion Messianic Jewish Synagogue's Rabbi Heini Truffelburger, Hoboken United Reformed Gay/Lesbian/Bi Earth Mysteries Synagogue's Rabbi Ruth Schnitzelsnorter and the Cherry Hills Township Post-Soddom & Gomorrah Yahweh Temple's Rabbi Sunday Blue.

New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine said today:

"OMG. OMG. OMG."

An update follows shortly.

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Topics: Jewish, mossad




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