Written by b kenneth mcgee

Saturday, 14 November 2009

Carrie Prejean issued an angry press release today regarding her Larry King interview.

"I never got the chance to explain to that dirty old man why I made that tape. It was God's will. I was reading my bible one day and listening to The Beach Boys singing Good Vibrations when I came across the page that reads....

"Do not hide your bushel under a light" and I knew at that moment what I must do. Whlie shopping at a Christain book store I had found a section in a back room..... get closer to your maker...and...well.... I purchased an instrument of personal gratification. I really didn't know what it was for and put it away...until the day I was reading the bible and listening to the Beach Boys.....I knew then that God and The Beach Boys had spoken to me.....I got out my camcorder....and you know the rest. I would no longer hide my bushel under a light!"

As Ms. Prejean smiled benignly, a reporter from the AP asked...."But Ms. Prejean....the bible quote is actually..."Don't hide your light under a bushel" ....not... Don't hide your bushel under a light.....didn't you get it wrong?"

Still smilling benignly.....Ms. Prejean abruptly walked out of the press conference saying...."Whatever. I have never regretted it...God works in mysterouis ways.....his wonders to be..hold"

Ms. Prejean is scheduled to hold a prayer vigil at The Playboy Mansion in Chicago this next week. The title of her sermon is: "One in the hand is worth two in the bush.......you never have to walk alone"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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