A Cave, North West Frontier: Osama Bin Laden has reacted angrily to President Obama's announcement on the formation of Al-Qaeda Airlines. In a 'terse' taped response, broadcast on Al Jezeera, Osama Bin Laden calls the Nobel Peace prize winner, President Obama, a hijacker!"
"To all those who have taken up the fight against the liberal western democracies, this is Osama Bin Laden speaking to you loud and clear from the North West Frontier."
"I have given my life to the Al-Qaeda cause and struggle. While the decadent President Obama sleeps in a nice warm bed, eats a full English breakfast in the morning, goes to church in a helicopter, drinks warm coffee or chilled wine and eats cheddar cheese whenever he wants!! Your true leader Osama Bin Laden sleeps in a cold cave, eats worms, spiders, moss and drinks cold water, to suffer for you, my true followers and believers."
"I, Osama Bin Laden, have given my life to the Al-Qaeda cause and struggle and now the decadent President Obama is attempting to hijack the Al-Qaeda brand!"
"You cannot achieve TRUE martyrdom on Al-Qaeda Airlines. These Al-Qaeda Airline flights, where the United States Government will provide a one way ticket for the Al-Qaeda believers and followers, on a plane journey ending straight into a Dignitas assisted suicide mountain, in Switzerland are a futile waste of young peoples lives. It is a disgrace that the Al-Qaeda brand has been hijacked in this way!"
