Local couple John and Mary Morris from number 64, Swallows lane, have gone out and got themselves a sex change to celebrate each others 40th anniversary.
The loving couple felt they needed a change to spice up their tired love life and there is no greater change than a sex change!
John had penile realignment surgery - which basically means he is now a pussy. He will now be known legally as 'Mary'.
Mary had a surgical operation to elongate her vagina so that it resembles a penis. She can achieve an erection, but she has a small 'dick' - approximately the size of the average theSpoof.com writer's penis.
Mary will now be known as 'John'.
John (formerly Mary) and Mary (formerly John) will renew their vows at a private ceremony in the local park on Tuesday week.
