Local Couple have Sex-Change

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Wednesday, 29 July 2009


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Mary and John....or is that John and Mary....?

Local couple John and Mary Morris from number 64, Swallows lane, have gone out and got themselves a sex change to celebrate each others 40th anniversary.

The loving couple felt they needed a change to spice up their tired love life and there is no greater change than a sex change!

John had penile realignment surgery - which basically means he is now a pussy. He will now be known legally as 'Mary'.

Mary had a surgical operation to elongate her vagina so that it resembles a penis. She can achieve an erection, but she has a small 'dick' - approximately the size of the average theSpoof.com writer's penis.
Mary will now be known as 'John'.

John (formerly Mary) and Mary (formerly John) will renew their vows at a private ceremony in the local park on Tuesday week.

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