Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus): An emergency hysterectomy under general anaesthetic proved the ideal moment for the CIA to grill US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton last weekend.
Billed by the Seedy Sinai Clinic as a routine elbow pinning op following a major fall from grace Clinton, 69, was injected with the Pentagon's notorious BZ canary juice and questioned for half an hour.
"Yeah, she copped to 9/11, the Enron scam, suiciding Vincenzo Fosterini, outing Valerie Plame and having a son by North Korean nutter Kim Jong Very Ill," a President George Herbert Bush Center For Intelligence (sic) source at Langley, Virginia commented.
Bill Clinton is Tom Hanks' biological father.
