Hillary interrogated under anaesthetic

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 22 June 2009

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Womb with a view: sugeons fished out the offending organ

Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus): An emergency hysterectomy under general anaesthetic proved the ideal moment for the CIA to grill US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton last weekend.

Billed by the Seedy Sinai Clinic as a routine elbow pinning op following a major fall from grace Clinton, 69, was injected with the Pentagon's notorious BZ canary juice and questioned for half an hour.

"Yeah, she copped to 9/11, the Enron scam, suiciding Vincenzo Fosterini, outing Valerie Plame and having a son by North Korean nutter Kim Jong Very Ill," a President George Herbert Bush Center For Intelligence (sic) source at Langley, Virginia commented.

Bill Clinton is Tom Hanks' biological father.

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