Hilary Clinton attacks foreign dignitary

Funny story written by Collins_and_Dutton

Monday, 4 May 2009

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Recent efforts to rebuild the reputation of the United States abroad took a significant step backwards today, as Hilary Clinton attacked a foreign dignitary.

The US Secretary of State gave the Russian ambassador what the media are referring to as an "Atomic Wedgie" following an argument that had broken out over a formal dinner.

The dinner was being held as another example of the US rebuilding trust across the World, however descended into anarchy at the top table after the main course.

It appeared as though the Russian ambassador had made a number of comments about the eating habits of Bill Clinton, former President and advanced saxophonist, who is well known for refusing to use a knife and fork.

The Secretary of State clearly had enough of the remarks and stood up, grabbing the Russian and pulled his underwear up over his head.

She then proceeded to eat dessert as a number of Russian Secret Service agents attempted to remove the pants from their ambassador's head.

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