OJ Simpson escapes from Prison

Funny story written by Collins_and_Dutton

Monday, 4 May 2009

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Disgraced ex-football start OJ "The Juice" Simpson has escaped from his cell in the Lovelock Correctional Center.

Simpson who early on in serving his term had placed a giant poster of himself on a wall, seems to have been busy tunnelling out behind the poster each night.

It was this morning where a morning roll call highlighted his absence.

His specific whereabouts are unknown at this time however it is suspected that he may try to find the "One Armed Man" who he believes has framed him for the crime of One-Armed Robbery. Simpson had been serving a minimum term of 9 years.

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