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Links and Bonds

Funny story: Links and Bonds

My dad was a natural athlete, although golf was his Achilles Heel. He didn’t play golf, he didn’t work at golf, he subverted and corrupted golf. The only time my father ever drove anything 150+ yards straight from the tee, was when he was screaming p...

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Nashville Narcissist Finally Figures Out Where His Father Utterly Failed Him

Funny story: Nashville Narcissist Finally Figures Out Where His Father Utterly Failed Him

After years of fending off complaints about his self-centeredness, grandiosity and extreme narcissism, Trent Lockwood of Nashville, Tennessee, finally figured out that any emotional shortcoming on his part was due to the fact that, as a young boy, hi...

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Diaper Was Full Of Shit

Funny story: Diaper Was Full Of Shit

A couple from Wisconsin have released details of an incident during the early hours of Friday morning, when they were woken by the frantic crying of their daughter who, apparently, needed urgent attention. Tina and John Green from Green Bay were r...

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14 Year old realises the world is not like a glossy film

Funny story: 14 Year old realises the world is not like a glossy film

Gary Johnson, famous in his street for being the 14 year old regret of his parents, has realised that secondary school will not be like it is in the films. 'I always knew that I wasn't in with the in-crowd' bemoaned the befuddled young chap, 'but...

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Boomerang Kids Winging Back Home to Disappointed Parents

A study has found that “empty nesters” are beginning to resent “boomerang” kids. Any idea what that means? Nope us neither but we’ll plough on anyway. It’s said that “baby boomers” are tired of “millennials” thinking they know all “the swag” and then...

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Parents who get pissed in front of their kids could damage them!

Funny story: Parents who get pissed in front of their kids could damage them!

UK scientists, after studying the behavior of kids witnessing their parents boozing have come to the conclusion; it is bad for them! This 'rocket science' discovery will rock the medical fraternity and hopefully teach binge drinking parents, who d...

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Once-popular Girls' Names Now Bomb with Newborns' Parents

Funny story: Once-popular Girls' Names Now Bomb with Newborns' Parents

Somewhere Over the Rainbow, USA -- After Olympics swimmer Bruce ("The Deuce") Jenner, Breakfast of Champions, announced his new identity as a "woman" named Caitlyn, the name has become more unpopular with parents of newborns than any other girls' nam...

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Man gets only one missed call from Mom

Local Mom reportedly called her son just once, and hasn't left any messages whatsoever asking him to call her back when he gets this. Fort Wayne, IN - Worried sick, 29-year-old Barry Oldman reported Thursday he got just one missed call from his mo...

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Pothead gets off couch, applies for job

Earlier this week, a Cleveland, OH pothead finally got up from his parent's couch, went out, and applied for a job. This according to the pothead's parents, who requested to remain anonymous due to embarrassment over having a pothead as a son.

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Teenage girl puts down smartphone, grabs book

A Chicago-area teenage girl, who, according to her parents, hasn't put down her smartphone in 4 years, recently put her device down and picked up a book. "I was shocked," said the girl's father, Neil Withers, about the seeing his daughter with a...

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School Being Sued By Parents Of 'Wild Teenager Gone Good'

Funny story: School Being Sued By Parents Of 'Wild Teenager Gone Good'

Parents of 15-year-old Katie Smeilding are currently suing their daughter's high school for turning her into a person they no longer recognise; one that is respectful, polite and willing to learn. Katie Smielding has had behavioural issues and a s...

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Facebook to Launch 'Babybook' This Summer

Funny story: Facebook to Launch 'Babybook' This Summer

A website created by Facebook for parents to create accounts for their new-born babies is to be launched this Summer, to a chorus of "thank fuck" from regular Facebook users. Insufferable parents will be able to create and control their child's p...

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Couple Turn Baby Into Something Special With Help From Clinic

Funny story: Couple Turn Baby Into Something Special With Help From Clinic

In a strange case in Cleveland, Ohio, a woman is suing her own parents but did not want to appear in court. "I'm sorry", her attorney told her. "The judge says you have to be there in person so that the accused and the accuser are face to face."...

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Boyfriend's Ponytail Annoys Daughter's Father

Funny story: Boyfriend's Ponytail Annoys Daughter's Father

A Florida man claims he is mildly perturbed and annoyed that his daughters new boyfriend, despite being a boy, has long hair like a girl, and sports his feminine locks in a ponytail. "Well, I just don't know, my daughter says she has a boyfriend...

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Parents object to condoms in sex ed lessons

BEAN TOWN, MA -- Boston public schools have suspended the distribution of condoms-well some condoms. Specifically, officials will no longer provide, upon request, any condom that is packaged in a wrapper that encourage users to "hump one," advertises...

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Cardinal Baloney Says No To Childless Couples

Funny story: Cardinal Baloney Says No To Childless Couples

There are many couples in the U.S. who have decided not to have children due to the certainty that the offspring would get a horrible disease, passed to it through one of the parents. But due to scientific breakthroughs, disease causing genes my...

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Grandson Finds Sex Toys In The Attic

Funny story: Grandson Finds Sex Toys In The Attic

Here's a tip from an Old Time reporter: Get rid of any old sex toys or this might happen to you. Martha and I were saying goodbye to our grandson who was headed off to college when he came downstairs from the attic where he was looking for his luc...

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Parents May Not Be Strict Enough

Funny story: Parents May Not Be Strict Enough

DES MOINES-Studies have shown recently that parents may be raising their kids wrong. "For years parents have believed that it's ok, and even a good thing, to give their kids some freedom," said child and teen psychologist Harold Berzinski in an i...

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