Obama releases further memos, reveals Bush secret pizza recipes

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Friday, 17 April 2009

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Following the release of the memo's surrounding the "torture" of detainees held at the luxurious resort of Guantanamo Bay, President Obama ordered the further release of classified memo's today.

A number of the memo's released appear to be recipes created by the former President George W Bush, all of them addressed to the CEO of the Domino's pizza chain.

It appears that the President Bush would spend hours each day devising new and inventive pizza recipes which he would then have documented and tried by members of the White House kitchen. Furthermore, the ones that he then rated above "Dang Good" on his rating system would then be immediately despatched to the CEO of the Pizza chain for consideration.

It appears that the only one to rate "Holy Good God Tastic" was an Armadillo and Chilli Sauce pizza created in 2007.

It never made the Domino's menu.

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