Written by iscrivener

Thursday, 16 April 2009

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"Dark Gardnerian"

Following the retail launch of the mini Barack and Michelle dolls millions of white Neo Pagan groups have been snapping up the toys to perform voodoo spells to unbalance the lives of the Obamas.

In a joint statement, from an undisclosed source, via Wicca and Neodruidism groups, a spokesperson stated that "If a person is praying for horrible things and sticking pins into Obama voodoo dolls, that is exactly the type of religion that should be supported by the vast majority of white Americans who wish to see a white back in the White House again!"

The toy dolls launched by French entrepreneur Emilé Vicalé, president of Zero to Hero.biz said of the Obamas: "They came from no one knowing who they were to being the most powerful blacks on the world stage and to create an action toy to be used in white voodoo ceremonies is totally justifiable!"

Vicalé added "These dangerous leaders should be removed by whatever means possible and pinning one my dolls is one of them!"

Furthermore Vicalé plans more anti black Neo Pagan merchandise including Obama Altar Cloths, Athame knives and traditional Pentacles, for sale to whites only. The goods will be available via selected retail outlets including Timothy Whites, White Drapers Inc. and the UK based Wacky Whites Wicca Ltd.

Ironically, since the launch of the dolls both Obamas have been complaining of severe headaches, yellow colored pus discharges from their genetaillia and disturbed sleep patterns which include lucid dreams of seeing their own doppelgangers!

Future white Wiccan ceremonies starting with a full nude Beltane, on the 1st May, will see a mass "coming out" of the world's Neo Pagans in support of the removal of the Obamas asap!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama, Voodoo

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