Santa Monica Lewinsky, Ca - (Reuterus & Horny Ass Mess): For a very reasonable $5 a pop Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is offering supporters the chance to enter a draw where the first prize is a whole day (and night?) with Bill Clinton.
Second prize in the contest is rumored to be two days with the former President and third prize "up to a whole week" for the lucky ticket holder.
The promotion hopes to raise $2.3 million to settle Hillary's 2008 election campaign black hole, dubbed her 'Michelle Obama' conundrum.
"That means she's gotta tickle the fancy of at least 460,000 wannabe Bill fanciers to clear the whole debt," an LA FagHagSlagMag editorial commented today.
The lucky winner will need to provide proof of having had a recent rabies jab and hand over any subsequent sordid video tape footage back to Mrs C.
Ken Starr is rumored to have bought upwards of 100,000 tickets already.