Written by Pointer

Friday, 3 April 2009

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Barack could sell a US beep beep to a Nissan samurai

Since Barack Obama has taken over the US auto industry, his usually eloquent speechifying has turned into the gross vernacular of the car sales business.

"Have I got a deal for you! Take a look! Take a Look!" have become the common parlance of the new Presidency. Secret Service agents have been detailed to detailing and polishing Detroit's unsold stock. Executive branch assistant secretaries are busily trying to lure customers onto the lot and into the showroom.

VP Biden has become the deal closer as he applies the high pressure to the already hooked buyer. That's when he escorts the fish into the oval office where Obama extends the glad hand and stuffs the high priced extra down the gullet of the trout on the line. He then gets the shill to shell out for the useless but attractive sugar under coating.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Cars




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