BANGKOK, Thailand - The Thailand Automobile Corporation based just outside of Bangkok has manufactured a brand new car that makes a Mini Cooper seem like a Hummer
The automobile is the Mini-Ini. It gets 127 miles to the gallon and you will never have to change the oil. And the reason for no oil change is because instead of oil the Mini-Ini uses lemon juice.
The car is smaller than a standard size riding mower but bigger than your average recliner. And you would never know it by looking at it, but it can comfortably accommodate four standard-sized adults or six if they're all skinny as heck.
The Mini-Ini will retail for $998.98. One nice selling feature of this fabulous car is that if you happen to run out of gas you can easily pick it up and carry it to the nearest gas station.
Another neat thing is that the Mini-Ini will easily fit underneath a Christmas tree which is something that you cannot do with any other car on the market.
The Mini-Ini comes equipped with an iPod, a built in abacus, salt and pepper shakers, a microwave oven, and a pencil.
TAC (The Thailand Automobile Corporation) has stated that there is presently a seven month and 18 day waiting period for the Mini-Ini.
Proud owners of the Mini-Ini include Sean Penn, Jenna Bush, Kelly Ripa, Manu Ginobili, and Ringo Starr.
