Kristen Gillibrand a relatively unknown upstate NYS rep stole the Hillary Clinton's Empire State Senatorial seat from relatives of the Kennedy dynasty of drunks,heroes and martyrs. now we learn that young lawyer Gillibrand cut her teeth on defending Big Tobacco against those evil cancerous lunged weaklings who bought cigarettes they couldn't stop smoking.
Big Tobacco spokesperson, Fuller Toomers told me that Gillibrand was a great friend of hardworking business in her courageous fight against dopey smokers. Union of Dopey Smokers President, Suckinem Lycandy expressed resentment toward Gllibrand and her carcinogenic contributers:" They lied to us when they said ciggies make you sexy and smell good. Now we know that it's beer that does that!"
Apparently the NYS Senate seat again cuddles the buns of a lady whom make excuses for big fat liars!
