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Funny story: Smoker Approached By Council About Potholes

Smoker Approached By Council About Potholes

A man who is known to have lung cancer caused by more than 60 years of smoking cigarettes, has been contacted by his local council, who asked if he might be amenable to letting them have some of his tar to fix the potholes in the city's roads. Dav...

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Funny story: Gang Member Made Son Smoke Whole Pack of Fools in One Day

Gang Member Made Son Smoke Whole Pack of Fools in One Day

LA - Young Andre got a hard lesson in parenting last week after his father, Tré, a member of the Bull Creek Street Gang, caught him smoking fools. On Wednesday night, Andre was out on the town with his boys when one of them suggested they get some...

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Funny story: Desperate FDA Classifies Going Outside as Exercise

Desperate FDA Classifies Going Outside as Exercise

Desperate to combat rising rates of chronic disease in an increasingly sedentary indoor culture, the Food and Drug Administration has officially classified 'going outside and remaining there for at least 30 seconds' as exercise. "It's something th...

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Funny story: Trump Pardons E-Cigarette Company for Hooking Millions of Kids on Nicotine

Trump Pardons E-Cigarette Company for Hooking Millions of Kids on Nicotine

In a dramatic policy reversal, United States President, Donald Trump, instead of banning most flavored e-cigarettes, as he had previously pledged to do, issued a presidential pardon of e-cigarette company JUUL, relieving the vaping company of crimina...

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Funny story: Health-Conscious Trucker Starts Smoking Standing Up

Health-Conscious Trucker Starts Smoking Standing Up

Heeding warnings that sitting is the new smoking, Henry Larkins,, a long-distance truck driver living in Nashville, Tennessee, ditched his habit of smoking cigarettes while sitting on his back porch and now instead smokes while standing up. "I kno...

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Funny story: Woman Generously Smiles at Smoker

Woman Generously Smiles at Smoker

In a moment of heightened benevolence facilitated in part by an unexpectedly clear and sunny day, Lexi Rourke of Nashville, Tennessee, temporarily abandoned her personal policy of polite but unmistakable censure of users of tobacco and nicotine produ...

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Funny story: Stress Massage Therapist Tells Iowa Resident To Consume Massive Amounts Of Beer And Tobacco After 90-Minute Healing Session

Stress Massage Therapist Tells Iowa Resident To Consume Massive Amounts Of Beer And Tobacco After 90-Minute Healing Session

Davenport, Iowa. Unlike most professional stress massage therapists who recommend drinking water in order to stay hydrated and physically healthy after intense healing sessions designed to produce muscle relaxation while calming internal tension, Su...

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Funny story: Tobacco Debate Finally Resolved: Smoking Isn't that Bad for You and Cigarettes May Even Extend Lifespan in Certain Situations

Tobacco Debate Finally Resolved: Smoking Isn't that Bad for You and Cigarettes May Even Extend Lifespan in Certain Situations

Smoking really isn’t that bad for you and cigarettes may even extend lifespan in certain situations was the big takeaway from a study recently published in the prestigious Personal Choice Journal. The comprehensive study conducted by the Personal...

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Funny story: Vaping Soon To Be A Thing Of The Past

Vaping Soon To Be A Thing Of The Past

Vaping - the practice of 'electronic smoking' - is shortly to be a 'thing of the past', according to researchers at a company in Dublin. Electronic vapers are viewed by many people as disgusting devices through which 'flavored vapor' is sucked int...

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Funny story: To Would or Would Not Part 1

To Would or Would Not Part 1

It was a dark and stormy night. Donald Treetrunk brought his fishing boat into the dock in the port harbor in the tiny country of Martinique. His first mate Mike Pinch gamely jumped onto the dock to tie off the boat. A portly fisherman named Rudy took out a wad of francs, and counted out the days account. "C-cccan I go to the Treetrunk Tower for a drink, boss!" stammered Pinch, "I-I-I'm startin...

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Funny story: Buddhism Rates Plummet as Result of Warning that Sitting Is the New Smoking

Buddhism Rates Plummet as Result of Warning that Sitting Is the New Smoking

The number of practicing Buddhists in the United States has plummeted following issuance of the health alarm first sounded by the Mayo Clinic's Dr. James Levine that "sitting is the new smoking." Buddhism encourages a daily practice of meditation or...

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Funny story: "Cigarette Smoke Soap" Sales Surge

"Cigarette Smoke Soap" Sales Surge

Richmond, Va - Sales of cigarette smoke soap, with its patent pending cigarette smoke scent, have surged across the United States. "Anyone who uses our soap will smell like cigarette smoke for at least two days, or your money back. With its pat...

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Funny story: Dook University Develops Prescription Cigarette

Dook University Develops Prescription Cigarette

Durham, NC [PP] -- On Monday, Dook University released what may be a first for modern science, a therapeutic cigarette which could very well cure some forms of cancer. Dr. Ralph Jones, director of research says, "This is groundbreaking research, t...

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Funny story: Health Groups Urging Chart Topping Band the Chainsmokers to Change Their Name

Health Groups Urging Chart Topping Band the Chainsmokers to Change Their Name

They may be one of the hottest acts in pop at the moment, but US dance music duo the Chainsmokers are being criticized by health organisations and campaigners because of their rather unhealthy-sounding name. The twosome, Andrew Taggart and Alex Pa...

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Funny story: Plain cigarette packaging will help people addicted to fonts

Plain cigarette packaging will help people addicted to fonts

British MPs have voted to introduce plain packaging to all cigarettes sold in the UK by 2016, in an attempt to cut down on font addiction. "It's a growing problem," said one typographer. "Thanks to the internet, it's easier than ever for kids to g...

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Funny story: A Man Sacrificed his Head to Save his lit Cigarette from Raging Torrent

A Man Sacrificed his Head to Save his lit Cigarette from Raging Torrent

A man on New York streets was spotted using his umbrella to shield his lit cigarette from the pouring heavy rain completely exposing his barely haired head. According to witnesses, the umbrella the man was carrying was too small that they suspect it...

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Funny story: Big tobacco behind 9-11?

Big tobacco behind 9-11?

Thirteen years and one day after the September 11th attacks, a new report has risen suggesting that the tobacco companies may have been behind the attacks in an effort to get more people smoking. According to a former executive, who would only release the classified information upon anonymity, it was not al-Qaeda behind the hijackings and crashing of three airliners on September 11th, 2001, bu...

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