Anna Nicole body to be exhumed

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 26 March 2009

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her boobs eventually got so enormous and heavy she had to wear a back brace to stop her keeling over

Nassau, Bahamas - (Big Boob Mess): A police investigation into a fetishistic grave-robbing cult has spread to the body of former Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith following allegations that an empty coffin was interred into her final resting place in a Nassau cemetery last year.

The 37 year-old stripper died in 2007 of 'entirely natural causes' after bingeing out on prescription meds candy.

At the time of her funeral some family sources - eg, her estranged nutter mother Virgie Arthur - had complained that the coffin had felt a little light given the enormous weight the poor woman had carried on her chest.

Howard K Stern has denied any involvement.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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