Los Angeles - (Farcial Mess): Prince Frederik Von Assfelt, husband of actress Zsa-Zsa Gabor and sometime paternity claimant of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn, is to publish a faghagiographical memoir of their tryst, it was announced today.
The ageing Prussian lothario upset his elderly Hungarian movie actress wife with lurid claims of his Anna Nicole impregnation shortly after Smith was found dead in a Florida hotel room last year.
Hollywood immediately branded Von Assfelt an opportunist scavenger after countless DNA tests outed him as a fantasist liar and cheap publicity scrounger.
Since then he has been on his uppers after Zsa-Zsa cut off is allowance, booted him out of the matrimonial home and sent a generous birthday present cheque to little Dannielynn Hope Birkhead.
The book is to be ghosted by out-of-work serial plagiarist J K Rowling in what is rumored to be a $2 million deal for Von Assfelt.
At her Monte Carlo home today Gabor, 91, told reporters:
"F###!**!#@@##@!"
Larry Birkhead is happy as...Larry.
