Anna Nicole Smith prescription drugs 'were for chest pains' says ex-boyfriend Stern

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 13 March 2009

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Pain in the ass: Anna Nicole Smith before she upgraded to a 48FF cup

Los Angeles - (ReUterus & Sad Ass Mess): "Those drugs were for chronic chest pains," hotshot LA lawyer Howard K Stern said through his attorney today, "and at two kilos per breast my lovely Anna Nicole sure had a lot on her, er... plate..."

The lawyer was speaking to reporters following his arrest 'on trumped up charges' of willfully supplying 'recreational' prescription drugs to the late Playboy centerfold bombshell Anna Nicole Smith.

Stern, 69, along with Dr Sandeep Kapoor, 40, and celeb shrink Christine Eroshevich, 61, have been charged with procuring and administering opiates and benzodiazepins to the late 48FF-24-36 stripper who died after an overdose two years ago.

"I blame Elaine Marshall for this ludicrous witch hunt," Stern commented later this morning.

"She's the one egging on LA Attorney General Jerry Brown to file these charges because she ain't getting a penny of her late father-in-law's billions.

Anna Nicole's little daughter Dannielynn stands to inherit $750 million.

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