Limbaugh Caught On The Pill Again

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Thursday, 5 March 2009

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America's Real Anchor Man's Anchor Not Working

According to the latest rumor, Rush Limbaugh has once again been caught last week at an airport with two bottles of Viagra with another person's name on them.

Limbaugh, who reportedly called the security officers "some of Obama's Chicago little thugs", once again said he was taking them to a little friend.

After reportedly holding Limbaugh "with one hand tied behind his back as he often says" for a couple of hours, they decided he really hadn't done anything wrong so they let him go but warned "America's Real Anchor Man" that from now on to keep his name on his pills "for his little friend" and to quit using an alias when purchasing them.

"If you need the pills, why not at least be a BIG man and admit it and ask for them in your own name?", stated one officer.

Although no one calling the program mentioned this latest episode later in the week, a few Obama supporters did call in and refer to themselves as fellow "Peckerheads" instead of Dittoheads.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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