"Rush Limbaugh Is An Idi*t!"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 26 February 2009

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Rush Limbaugh, (minus his toupee) shown pulling his lunchbox

CHARLESTON, South Carolina - Republican Governor Mark Sanford has implied that GOP radio talk show host, Rush Limbaugh is an idiot.

The GOP governor said that Tubby (Limbaugh) has repeatedly said that he hopes that President Obama fails.

He added that Limbaugh could be charged with treason, unpatriotism, undermining the morale of the United States government, and being grossly overweight.

The man who one of his ex-wifes calls "Rushing Sewer" has really gone off the deep end. He has actually started to believe the bullshit GOP political hype that he himself has put out about himself.

The American Overeaters Federation, of which Limbaugh is a charter member has named him its 2009 Poster Fat Ass.

Chinese-American stand up comic Chi Chang Overhaufer said about the man with a verb for a first name. Rush Limbaugh is so fat that he could be entered as a float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Overhaufer laughed and said that "El Rusho" is such a fat slob that he salts his food with slices of ham.

Cleveland comedian Corbin Redwood said that "Rushy" buys his shirts through the Internet from Circus Tent City.

Cyndi Siggers, a Cajun-Creole standup comedian from Baton Rouge, said that "El Chubbo" is so fat he hasn't seen his toes since he was nine.

Siggers also said that Limbaugh's own mother, Ling Chow Limbaugh said that as a kid he was so big and so fat that squirrels would use him as a playground.

In related news. "U.S. Guys & Sighs Magazine" reported that they conducted a nationwide survey on the five most hated men in America. And the results are:

  1. Bernard Madoff
  2. Dick Cheney
  3. Rush Limbaugh
  4. Ann Coulter*
  5. Bill O'Reilly

* Biologically Coulter is not really a guy. But technically she is.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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