In an exclusive interview with RNC Chairman Michael Steele, he announced he is sorry for his remarks about Republican talk show host Rush Limbaugh.
He begged Limbaugh for forgiveness and complimented him on his black outfit that showed tons of untoned flesh. Steele said that Limbaugh was a credit to fat man fashions everywhere.
Limbaugh accepted Steele's apology and beat his chest in victory. Behind closed doors, however, Michael Steele was tied to a chair and beat by party members who threatened to send him to Gitmo if he ever said a another mean word against their hulking idol Limbaugh.
