Latest Obama Cabinet Selection Problem An Illegal Alien

Funny story written by Jalapenoman

Sunday, 1 March 2009

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Jose Jose Luis Mojado will be back to picking oranges in California

During his campaign, Barack Obama promised L.U.L.A.C. and other Hispanic groups that at least three of his cabinet level selections would be of Hispanic backgrounds. Governor Bill Richardson, his first choice for Commerce Secretary, withdrew due to allegations of wrongdoing. Now it has been discovered that Jose Jose Luis Mojado is an illegal alien and his nomination for his cabinet post will be withdrawn.

To date, eighty-seven Cabinet picks have dropped out, most due to non-payment of taxes.

Fittingly, Mojado had been selected to run the Department of Immigration and Naturalization.

Political Commentator and rabble rouser Rush Limbaugh was quick to offer an opinion: "Comrade Obama picked a wetback to be in charge of keeping the other wetbacks out? No wonder he got the Meskin vote!"

Mojado was last seen running for the the border and screaming "La Migra! La Migra!" (Mexican name for the U.S. Border Patrol)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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