Rush Limbaugh, the mouth of the Republican party, was rushed to the hospital to have a large boil removed from his buttocks. It seems that after a 12 course meal at his favorite restaurant, Porkers R Us he became irritated and squirmed in his seat until the waiter came to his rescue.
Wiping grease from his lips Limbaugh complained that his ass was on fire and started blaming the cook who was a Democrat. Limbaugh entered the hospital screaming that he didn't want any damn Liberal doctors or nurses touching him.
About 24 hours later he was attended to by a doctor from India who lanced the boil and sent him on his way.
The doctor later stated that Limbaugh tried to steal his prescription pad but Doctor Baboo wrestled him to the ground and retrieved it.
