Limp Buns of Steele: Rush to Asskiss

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

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Limppurger's extra wide seat was kissed by House servant Steele

As President Obama hits the heights of unprecedented approval ratings for leadership and bipartisan efforts, the Republicant Party seems to be digging itself deeper and deeper in the mire of lost political influence and bankrupt moral authority.

Witness NOLA Dawg Millionaire Guv Bobby Jindall's use of the Bush administration's abandonment of Louisiana during Hurricane Katrina as proof positive that government can't help people. Next exhibit B, Rush Limppurger works tirelessly against any chance of American recovery from the worst Post WWII economic dive bomb. "C" would be the pitiful act of cynical affirmative action by a Party with not one black elected official in Congress which appoints an African American RNC leader.

"D" casts a Limppurger vs Black Steele death match in which the new Chairman of the RNC and Republicant cult leader Rush go ass to ass denouncing each other to the delight of Democrats who have taken 12 Senate seats, 50 house sofas and , oh yeah, the White House away from the GOPissed off.

Best of all in chapter E Steele is forced by his party base to kiss Limppurger's fat white racist ass and act as his chaffeur until the Republicants are back in power. Limppurger crowed: How sweet it is! Steele growled: What ever you say, Mr Benny!

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