Washington AC/DC - (Mary Jo Kopechne Ass Mess): Top IRA apologist and Kennedy brothers' assassination cover-up specialist Sen Ted Kennedy is to get a UK knighthood.
A lifetime's dedication to forked tongue activities will see the wily old alkie rewarded with a OBE gong by UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown.
Last year British spooks told a Joint Chiefs of Stuff policy committee that the fetid old liar had had the Bush Administration 'over a barrel' in the CIA's continuing protection from prosecution of the 1998 Omagh bomber.
This made it easy for the top bombing suspect's firstborn son to seek high pubic orifice 'without so much as a birth certificate' to prove his parentage.
"That let the entire Bush cabal off the hook about pesky questions about their hiring of KGB agents responsible for 9/11," an Interpol source commented today.
Jackie Kennedy Onassis's sister Caroline Lee Bouvier Canfield Radziwill once shagged Ted in the back of the presidential limo.
She has never been investigated for involment in any crime whatsoever.