Corker who represents the Asian business interest in TennaNissanasee said that he was the first one to recognize the impending ash tsunami threatening the Asian car factories and the investments of his Japanese constituents:
" That's why thougha conservative Bible believing Christians, I put my finger in that dyke. It held for awhile, at least until the Samurai plant could be safely evacuated but finally I couldn't corked it up any longer!"
A massive flood of toxic ash has inundated the state with chemicals like lead and Thalium, both of which cause severe birth defects. Corker told the EPA that he did not think this would be much of a problem in his home state and may even prove to be an economic boon:
" If you've met my local constituents I'm sure you realize that no amount of toxic chemicals could rival the effects of generations of inbreeding. Besides mud baths may attract a new tourist industry"
