Written by Bureau

Thursday, 30 October 2008

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Wily Wild Willy

This Week's News Of The Unusual - Willy, the famous dancing kangaroo from over at Kentucky Down Under, who escaped after a recent matinee performance, has been successfully caught.

The farmer who caught the wily Willy, comes from a the small community most of Butler County, Kentuckians call Zip, located between Fit and Devil's Elbow.

"My, Old Willy was a bit sore, and stiff, the next morning," said Zip farmer Dick Knob, "but after the people over at that Kentucky Down Under came over and massaged him for a bit, he started getting back to his frisky old self.

"You ever have any personal problems like that, I'd call those good folks at Kentucky Down Under because they's specialists all right, they'll take good care of Willie."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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