Obama has white penis

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Wednesday, 15 October 2008


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Michelle Obama talking yesterday about Barack's penis

It was revealed today that Barack Obama has a white penis. A Democrat spokesperson claimed that it was an extremely rare medical condition known as 'pendulus niveus' which was found exclusively among the noblemen of an ancient African tribe in the 14th century.

Republicans on the other hand deny that such a condition ever existed and claim he was born all black but over the years has rubbed off that particular area.

Friends of Michelle Obama say she confided that, he used a black condom for the first four years of their relationship, so it was some considerable time before she was made aware of the condition.

Michelle reportedly said "Man the first time I saw that thing I flipped. I thought he had been having sex with some white bitch!"

Alabama University professor of dermatology Hans Froid told reporters "This could be the start of a 'whole body change'. Within four years we could have a white president in the White House, and it still would be Obama!"

Attempts to treat the condition with molasses and charcoal have so far proved to be ineffective "But," Michelle commented, "It sure does taste good."

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