Based on the tallies from electric voting machines, Senator John McCain of Arizona has been called as the winner in the US elections.
This will come as a huge surprise to most Americas, as polls indicated that Senator Barack Obama was going to win in a landslide, and was even predicted to take the states of Virginia, New Mexico, Nevada, Ohio, Florida, Missouri, Montana and Colorado, along with all the Kerry states.
Though the election is being held on November 4th, the votes have already been tallied and had been sent to Fox News and many other internet sources. A Mr. "Mc Rove" personally dropped off the results in my mail slot before running away quickly, so I had no time to thank him.
Barack Obama has not conceded the election, saying that he suspects "foul play." He also disputes the results. This coming from a man who once worked with ACORN. Sure Senator McCain gave the keynote address at an ACORN convention two years ago, but how do we know that Obama did not work with ACORN eight years ago to write up fake ballots? We don't, but now we just caused you to be suspicious of him and his timely alliance with the U.S. Justice Department, a radical group filled with radical activist judges.
John McCain and Sarah Palin, on the other hand, celebrated their early victory with a crowd full of Micky Mouses and Joe The Plumbers and Donald Ducks, without whom his victory would not have been possible.